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HOW  ARE   YOU ?

Otto Ulc

    I  have yet to meet an outsider from other than English speeking orbit who after hearing the standard salutation How are you?  does not feel compelled, obligated to respond with a report about one's health. The realization of a total vacuity  of this greeting takes some time to settle in.  Hardly a day passes without a phone call from strangers trying to extract a contribution for a limitless numbers of charitative causes or to sell me goods and services I do not want and certainly do not need. After hearing their automatic How are your, Otto (my almost unpronounceable surname being mercifully omitted) I respond with a puzzling counterquestion "Why do you want to know?" Or, even more maliciously, I elaborate: "I appreciate your asking.  Since you expressed interest to know, today I am worse than I was yesterday but definitely do feel better than I would feel tomorrow." Usually, such a conversation  does not register long duration.
    A year ago, a journalist offered me a ride to Prague, back from the countryside.  Alas, his driving skill, characterized by ineptitude matched by carelessness,  led to a sorry result: the car was catapulted off the road, was substantially smasched and the passengers partially damaged. I managed to walk  away with only minor abrasions, bruises and a neck pain. Back in the United States, an effort   of recuperation commenced.  At the physiotherapy center  each such customer upon entering responded to the How are you? empty phrase with an equally meaningless, misleading assurance I am fine - just fine. If so, why do they bother to come, to seek evidently superfluous services? So wondered an outsider who took such a verbal exchange too literally.
    The Czechs are of a different breed. To a question  How are you doing, how are the things?  they provide the standard evalution Stoji to za hovno - It's worth of shit. Not infrequently, such an excremental pessimist then elaborates   that he just bought]a new apartment, a car, obtained a new wife or mistress, was promoted in his job, and the more money he now makes, the less effort he has to expend. Nonetheless, the life worth of shit. 
    Public opinion surveys confirm this gloomy outlook.  Close to half the Czech nation claims not to have noticed the difference between the communist and post-communist conditions of life, a life in freedom or in a totalitarian cage.  Of those, nearly half are ready to cast their vote for the candidates of the Communist Party, to provide them once again with an opportunity to install such a cage, to be outfitted with  a straitjacket.  Yet, according to a survey conducted in January 1999, overwhelming majority (92%) of the same people claimed to be content living in their fatherland - this is a stark contrast to a preference expressed by the populace in other post-communist states .(Notably, in Albania.  It was reported that vast majority of the Albanians would emigrate, if given an opportunity.)      How to decipher this seeming contradiction if not a split personality among the Czechs?   Maybe it is no contradiction at all but an expression of preference to a cage offering a comfort of familiarity, an abandonment of the onerous burden of freedom.
    A self-evident truth on a verge of banality: bread or caviar alone do not suffice to guarantee a content, pleasurable living.  How much  happiness can bestow millions of dollars, a mountain of gold, to an old dying man/woman?  How to measure  happiness, satisfaction, contentment of life, its sense of purpose - where is the reliable  yardstick  of the quality of life?  As a college teacher who was spending mere six hours a week in a classroom, I compared my situation with that of a fellow exile,  now  a private entrepreneur awash with money and saddled with  a seven day working week, from dawn to dusk and beyond.  We had no difficulty in agreeing whose quality of life was preferable, more enjoyable. American media present a rating of states, counties, cities and towns as  to their estimated quality of life. A variety of criteria are employed, such as housing, employment opportunities, average income, quality of health services, schools, culture, and criminality.
    As a freshly minted American pensioneer I now have more money than ever before. Though such betterment is not about to bring me to extasy,  one is practical enough to realize that it is preferable to live without rather than with financial worries. On the other hand, an opposite of such an obvious observation is equally valid:   the same way material wealth is no guarantee of contentment to an  individual, it is no guarantee to an entire coomunity, to an entire nation. Example: The highest per capita income in the world is not in Switzerland or oil-rich sheikdom of Abu Dhabi but in the Republic of Nauru, a miniature coral island (8.2 sq.mi.), population 5,000.   Deposits of phosphates, extracted by imported foreign labor, guarantee the   natives a carefree existence with absolutely no taxation,  with plenty of services provided free of charge.  Yet,  highest income  does not guarantee the highest quality of  life.  The islanders own luxury automobiles which they drive on dilapidated, barely passable road. A luxurious variety of electronic appliances on the one hand and erratic supply of electricity on the other hand.  All food, water included,  is imported. The natives gave up agricultural activities long ago, and their traditional diet - fresh fish and vegetables - was replaced by canned food and beer, huge amount of beer. The result is dying of wealth.  -  the populace suffering record obesity, diabetes, blindness, gout, cancer, high blood pressure, and high   suicide rate.  The average life expectancy has dropped to 50 years for men and 55 years for women.
    Sri Lanka, an island in the Indian ocean, first time I visited when its name was Ceylon, not yet tormented   civil war,  a continuous ethnic conflict between the Singhalese majority and the Tamil minority.  By talking to the natives, one was impressed by their high literacy rate, by the cleanliness of their modest village dwellings.  With such observations I concluded that their quality of life was higher than that in some oil-rich regions in the Arab orbit, registering a ten times higher per capita income.
    The ruler of the himalayan kingdom of Bhutan recently announced to his subjects that the transition from the traditional way of life to the  modern era will not be measured by a vulgar material GNP - Gross National Product) but by GNH - Gross National Happiness. How to measure and weigh which amount of criteria - ranging from the extent of available personal freedoms, state's benevolence or its eventual oppressive habits, number of prisons, prisoners, nightmares and ulcer of those not yet behind bars?
    Subjective feeling of complacency of its lack of has been an issue of concern of the European Union for already a decade.  A book with a title Subjective Well-Being Across Cultures , authored by Ronald Inglehart, University of Michigan, and Hans-Dieter Klingeman from a reseach center in Berlin, was scheduled for publication in the year 2000. The two scholars started in 1981 to assemble a team of experts analyzing altogether 65 countries. The New York Times published (September 19, 1999) some details such as the finding that during the early stage of economic development, the level of income plays a more significant role than in the subsequent developmental phases.   Rather surprisingly, on the European continent more contentment is to be found in its northern parts than in the sunny south. 
The subjective feeling of well-being is the strongest in the Scandinavian countries (Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Iceland) along with The Netherlands, Switzerland and Ireland, a country with a noticeably lower standard of living.
    A lower level of contentment prevails in Germany, France, and Italy.   This "modestly content" outlook is shared by the Americans and the Canadians. This study confirms a wide disparity in the feeling of accomplished life satisfaction in stable established democracies in comparison to authoritarian regimes including the postcommunist regimes in which  only tenuous or still   non-existent  mode of democratic governing.. Obtained data confirm the assumption of the precarious state and outlook of the Russian society which finds itself below the level of Nigeria and Bangladesh.
    This unenviable state of mind also characterizes the Iberian   corner of Europe considered a part of Western Europe.  In Portugal,  the feeling of anxiety, pain, suffering, even tragedy, are viewed an integral matter of life-long experience. Melancholy can season the soul and inspire great literature or music, it may play a role of a potent impuls of artistic creativity but is short of providing the society with  much of happiness. Antonio Monteiro, the delegate of Portugal at the United Nations, commented that national music known as fado also means one's lot, fate (from the Latin fatum,  I presume), that the most frequently used word in Portuguese is sausade -  a feeling to miss something in life but one can live with this feeling that hurts and comforts at the same time. "Just ask someone on the streeet, How are you? Culturally, nobody will tell you, I'm fine, I'm happy - nobody. That is the way the Portuguese are," the diplomat elaborated.   
     This kind of  attitude  sounds familiar to the Czech ear.  The Czechs who nowadays are delving into their supposedly Celtic roots may in addition discover some Iberian ones. During the totalitarian past,  in the period of the so-called "normalization" that followed the Soviet punitive invasion in 1968 to get rid of the experiment of socialism with a human face, an American capitalist familiar with the situation in the subdued gloomy country, commented: " The way you work, you truly manage to live magnificently."  More than metaphysics we may well resort to mathematics for the beginners: to an equation in which feeling of satisfaction equals the reality, its true accomplishments, divided by original expectation of easy rosy betterment to come. The dreams did not materialize, hence the reality is to be punished and so are such dreamers.
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